The weather in Iraq is changing. It's raining and night remperatures
are dipping below 32 degrees. I guess hell really can freeze over.
Tonight Show Jay Leno 12/4/90
Did you see that Dan Quayle has been inducted into the Little League Hall of Fame.
The Vice President was thrilled with the honor and announced that this year would be his last as a player.
Tonight Show Jay Leno 12/4/90
We're Bringing home our diplomats from Kuwait. The State Department says that
they will leave the Embassy open, even though no one will be working there. Where did they get this idea from,
Sears?
Tonight Show Jay Leno 12/11/90
Christmas business is really bad. I was in KMart and the announcement said:
"Attention, anyone, anyone?
Tonight Show Jay Leno 12/11/90
Don't forget about the new luxury tax that starts January first. After New
Years you'll have to pay an extra ten percent if you buy, for instance, a yacht that costs over two hundred fifty
thousand dollars, or a cat that costs over thirty thousand dollars, or over twenty thousand dollars for your Senator or Congressman.
Tonight Show Jay Leno 12/19/90
Northwest Airline is testing a policy that would let pilots tak a nap during long
flights. Great! Not only are the drinking in the cockpit, now they'll be able to sleep it off.
Tonight Show Jay Leno 1/8/91
Jesse Jackson was sworn in as Senator of Washington, D.C. Because the District
of Columbia is not a State, he can't vote and has no real powers. I guess Jesse's being groomed for the Vice Presidency.
Tonight Show Jay Leno 1/8/91
They are doing a brisk business in Hollywood selling gas masks. It's not a
terrorist gas attack that's selling the masks, it's people wearing that Elvis calogne.
Tonight Show Jay Leno 1/23/91
Did you hear a geologist has predicted an earthquake in Los Angeles this month based
on an increase in "Lost Pet" classified ads. The U.S. Geological Survey says their studies show that their is no correlation
between animal behavior and quakes. I'm a little worried though. Both my cats spend a lot of time lately wedged
in the kitchen door jam.
Comic Strip Live Late Night (Fox) Wayne Cotter 2/2/91
Have you been watching the news lately? Boy, they must be running out of experts.
CNN had a discussion on defensive tactics with the kid from the movie "Home Alone".
Comic Strip Live Late Night (Fox) Wayne Cotter 2/2/91
It's getting worse and worse for the Iraqi Air Force. It was confirmed that
an Iraqi jet was shot down by a DHL delivery truck.
Tonight Show Jay Leno 2/4/91
Sonny Bono and the Palm Springs City Council have passed a new measure that outlaws
g-string bakinis and bare breasts in the desert resort. Wouldn't it have been a lot easier for Sonny just to tell Cher
he didn't want her to visit.
Comic Strip Live Late Night (Fox) Wayne Cotter 2/16/91
More to come!
